Aladdin is not in a Hurry
By Walid Joumblatt
13 فبراير 2016

It looks like a pipeline or a road crossing this huge desert.
Far away are big mountains and I presume that behind them is hiding or waiting our president.
Nobody can be sure but it is just a simple guess.
We have to call our friend Aladdin to tell us about the latest news.
Aladdin where are you? Where is the future president? please we are dying to know!
No answer, but Aladdin is changing carpets. He has a good taste. I will try to buy one from Ali Nazal.
What a surprise here is Aladdin flying over us!
Aladdin, Aladdin, where is the president?
Aladdin is not looking at us. He is busy smoking a Hubble bubble.
Aladdin is not in a hurry!
It looks that the president too is not in a hurry. He is looking at a show with Ali Baba.
Mr President, why don’t you invite the members of parliament to the show? I promise I will vote for you!
Ouch. The big brother is watching the show. Is he the president?
If Putin is next president of Lebanon, we should call the our parliament Duma.
In such a case, people like Elie Ferzli or Farid Makari can run for the presidency.
Here is one of them.
Whatever the case is our candidate is Henry Helou.
Now I need a moment of meditation.